Fun and Festive Feminism Fondue
The holidays are just around the corner, and that means holiday parties! What better way to please your cold, hungry, closet-misogynist party guests than with a steaming hot pot of rich, cheesy feminist truths?
Makes equal servings for men, women, and non-binary individual. You will need:
Combine all ingredients inside a brain until they make sense. If this takes any longer than 30 seconds, the mixture is a lost cause and should just be disposed of and ignored. You can't change everyone. But there's no reason not to whip up another batch and try again.
Pour the combined mixture into a pot. Then another, Fill up every pot you can get your hands on. Use those pots to fill up more pots. You'll never run out of the mixture, Heat on high until boiling and serve immediately.
Makes equal servings for men, women, and non-binary individual. You will need:
- 2 cups of common sense
- 2 tablespoons of self-reliance or margarine
- 2 tablespoons of passionate hatred of the status quo
- 14 ounces of open mindedness, grated
- 14 ounces sharp logic, cubed
- 14 ounces empathy, cubed
Combine all ingredients inside a brain until they make sense. If this takes any longer than 30 seconds, the mixture is a lost cause and should just be disposed of and ignored. You can't change everyone. But there's no reason not to whip up another batch and try again.
Pour the combined mixture into a pot. Then another, Fill up every pot you can get your hands on. Use those pots to fill up more pots. You'll never run out of the mixture, Heat on high until boiling and serve immediately.